Requested by @andersun
She is a liker, people
  1. Local dog missing?
    Aunt Cheryl, who lives halfway across the country, likes it.
  2. Said local dog is found!
    Aunt Cheryl likes it, and well she should!
  3. Did your work friend have a baby?
    Aunt Cheryl likes it.
  4. She only likes things one way, indiscriminately.
    And that's great. Discrimination is bad, right?
  5. Aunt Cheryl wants to affirm your experiences.
    She is the best.