Food Marketing Buzzwords That Mean Absolutely Nothing

Adjectives that's marketers often add to food items that have probably made you think "hmmm, that sounds good," but you actually have no idea what it really means. Fast food companies are the worst offenders, but even fancy restaurants will pull this crap on their menus.
  1. Apple wood
  2. Southwest
    This usually just makes me think there will be some sort of off-colored mayonnaise involved.
  3. Family-style
  4. Asiago
  5. Brioche
  6. Farm fresh
  7. Angus
  8. Western
  9. Antioxidant Rich
    Just about everything you eat has antioxidants, including soda
  10. Electrolyte Infused
    (see: salt)
  11. Chipotle
  12. Ranchero
  13. Sea Salt
    (see: salt)
  14. "Cracked" Pepper
    (see: any type of pepper that's not served "corn" style)
  15. Authentic
  16. Artisan
  17. Full-bodied
  18. Natural Cut
  19. Country-Style
  20. New York Style
    I'm a native New Yorker whom has fallen for this awful trick