Just heard about Pinocchio...feel free to add your own!
  1. First of all Pinocchio is to the silver screen as Macbeth is to theater. Scared for PTA.
  2. Never cast Taylor Kitsch... (Don't get me wrong I wanna jump his bones but he's sank many a film)
  3. Don't give Joel Schumacher a budget over 90 mil!! He's gonna use it on costumes, you know he will!!
  4. George Clooney doesn't market well to kids quit trying (Batman, Tomorrowland)
  5. If you can't make the trailer look decent the movie is unwatchable (terminator gynysis or however you spell it)