KEURIG THOUGHTS

Having a meltdown over here...
  1. Keurig...bb...are you slowly poisoning me?
  2. Am I single cup human or a pot o' coffee human?
  3. Keurig, are you an ecological disaster?
  4. Why does it say that Keurigs can 'change your hormones'???
  5. You're the most convenient thing in my life bb gurl and I don't wanna miss a thing.
  6. Should I learn to quit worrying and just love the Keurig?
  7. Going back to pot would increase my coffee intake 10 fold. BUT. Would it also help me fight cancer???