AKA The NYT for garbage ppl like me
  1. Bullseye - Baby just break down what's hot and what's not.
  2. Reviews - I like that they give grades! A+
  3. Main article - Usually about an upcoming movie, which I prefer, but sometimes about musicians, which I do not.
  4. ... That's literally it I think.
  5. Must List - which I forgot when I first published this list but @bj reminded me and it's true it is a signature EW section. Never been on this list but spiritually I feel like I have if that makes sense.