THINGS I WANT WRITTEN ON MY TOMBSTONE

  1. Don't send me your Dubsmash.
  2. #instagay
  3. Hated music.
  4. Once ate a full bag of Trader Joe's orange scones in one sitting.
  5. Died as he lived, contemplating highlights.
  6. Didn't love his haters.
  7. He figuratively died.
  8. Is in a better place (bc any place is better than North Hollywood).
  9. He sashayed away too soon.
  10. And when he got the choice, to sit it out or dance, Patrick danced.