TOP 5 REASONS "WILD" WASN'T NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE.

  1. 5. Because no one in Los Angeles walks anywhere and the Academy just couldn't relate.
  2. 4. The Academy lost most of their mothers in the late 1930's and forgot what it feels like.
  3. 3. No movie has ever been nominated when it's about one person by themselves the whole time oh wait "127 Hours" my bad never mind.
  4. 2. "Wild" was just a little far-fetched, even for being fiction. Oh, it's autobiographical? Is that right? Wow. Weird life. Lotta hiking. A lot of hiking.
  5. CUZ PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!