TOP 5 REASONS "WILD" WASN'T NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE.
- •5. Because no one in Los Angeles walks anywhere and the Academy just couldn't relate.
- •4. The Academy lost most of their mothers in the late 1930's and forgot what it feels like.
- •3. No movie has ever been nominated when it's about one person by themselves the whole time oh wait "127 Hours" my bad never mind.
- •2. "Wild" was just a little far-fetched, even for being fiction. Oh, it's autobiographical? Is that right? Wow. Weird life. Lotta hiking. A lot of hiking.
- •CUZ PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!