Moderately Dumb Things I've Done This Week

I make a lot of moderately poor life choices (it's now Tuesday afternoon)
  1. 1.
    Ordered and finished (quickly) and entire side order of queso and chips.
  2. 2.
    Forgot name tag for week of out of state travel at home. Or somewhere else.
  3. 3.
    Put a not very well sealed container of cut mango in my backpack, which then leaked.
  4. 4.
    Bought $6 worth of cut mango and strawberries from whole foods.
  5. 5.
    Nearly ran into a door I assumed was automatic.
    Wasn't even on my phone.