CORPORATE BUZZWORDS THAT MAKE YOU SOUND SMARTER THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE

If you've worked in an office, you've heard em-buzzwords and sayings that make you think wow that person knows business. When in actuality they're talking out of their ass
  1. How can we reverse engineer this process?
  2. Essentially
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  3. Quite frankly
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  4. From a strategic perspective...
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  5. From a strategic stand-point...
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  6. What's the status on...
  7. Will this scale?
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  8. How can we automate this process?
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  9. Let's take a step back....
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  10. In order to maximize
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  11. The overall process should include further review with oversight from departments regarding any impacts accurately managing expectations.
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  12. Further identification and comparison is required including the specifics regarding metrics and reports.
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  13. Let's document those as a by-product.
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  14. I have a hard stop in thirty
    (When looking for an excuse to to get out of a pointless meeting)
  15. If you ask me, it's a pretty turn key process
  16. Yeah that was an oversight from our video production team
    Video production royally fucked up
  17. Unfortunately this is a case of the cart before the horse