FALSE IDEAS FROM THE PORN INDUSTRY

Had to do A LOT of research for this one
  1. Bright fluorescent lights is a natural aphrodisiac
  2. Your partner won't make you buy new yoga pants when you rip them in he heat of the moment
  3. The only dialogue that needs to take place is grunts and screams
  4. Banging your stepmom won't lead to awkward family dinners
  5. "Ow" means "faster"
  6. Picking up girls is as simple as having a bus and a persuasive camera man
  7. Your friends mom WILL catch you peeing if you leave the door open and she WILL like what she sees
  8. The cable guy shows up on time