Life Lessons Overheard From the Other Dude in This Waiting Room

  1. "I'm into coffee. It's a very European thing."
  2. "I live in the young professionals area of town."
  3. "You do for me, I do for you."
  4. "I'm not like the other gym teachers, you can't bully me."
  5. "Maybe I'm a little better-looking than average, sure."
  6. "I'm you."
  7. "Are you shocked that I got it - or are you shocked that you gave it to me?"
  8. "That's one of the reasons I've never done MMA - I can't just pound someone out."