Life Lessons Overheard From the Other Dude in This Waiting Room
- •"I'm into coffee. It's a very European thing."
- •"I live in the young professionals area of town."
- •"You do for me, I do for you."
- •"I'm not like the other gym teachers, you can't bully me."
- •"Maybe I'm a little better-looking than average, sure."
- •"I'm you."
- •"Are you shocked that I got it - or are you shocked that you gave it to me?"
- •"That's one of the reasons I've never done MMA - I can't just pound someone out."