Suggestions for a Happier Life

  1. Rise with the sun
  2. Arrive early
  3. Work hard
  4. Listen
  5. Say please
  6. Give thanks
  7. Offer help
  8. Observe manners
  9. Remember birthdays and anniversaries
  10. Be nice
  11. Don't complain
  12. Never settle
  13. Say what you think
  14. Shoot straight with reporters
  15. Tell jokes well (or not at all)
  16. Don't brag about your children
  17. Wash your hands
  18. Surprise her
  19. Kiss her
  20. Love her
  21. Never put a sell on a rising stock
  22. Don't drink and drive.
  23. Avoid people wearing fitbits
  24. Choose experiences over things (unless the thing is an Aston Martin)
  25. Choose sex above all
  26. Use salt liberally
  27. And butter
  28. Learn to cook one thing well
  29. Never go to bed angry
  30. Fuck in the car whenever you can
  31. Take Advil
  32. Read poetry
  33. Write letters on paper
  34. Keep a diary
  35. Watch the sunset
  36. Smile