1. "I have to catch up on all the tweets that came into my Twitter feed last night."
  2. "I finally just found the perfect comfortable position."
  3. "The dogs sleeping on my bed are making me tired."
  4. "The room is so cold and the bed is so warm."
  5. "I just need to figure out this one thing I'm trying to figure out."
  6. "If I start now I'm not going to have time to eat breakfast and I can't be late today."
  7. "I think I worked out extra hard yesterday so maybe I should take a day off so that I don't hurt myself."
  8. "I honestly don't think I can get up, even though I really want to."
  9. "Fuck it. I'll do it tomorrow. Now, should I have pancakes or an omelette?"