THINGS DOGS DREAM ABOUT (APPARENTLY, BASED ON WATCHING THEM WHEN THEY'RE DREAMING)

  1. Running
  2. Chasing squirrels and/or cats
  3. Being chased by something scary
  4. Barking at something
  5. Eating or savoring the thought of an impending meal
  6. Being caught in an overwhelming situation
  7. How wonderful life was before they were neutered
  8. Killing the people responsible for their neutering
  9. Nothing