1. Chips and salsa are there the minute you sit down
  2. When they say the plate is hot, it's actually insanely hot and not just kinda warm
  3. Margaritas!
  4. Everything is spicy
  5. They'll keep bringing you more chips and salsa no matter how many you eat, even if it's an embarrassingly large amount
  6. Tortillas are the greatest food invention known to man because you can wrap them around anything on your plate and eat with your hands without looking like a monster. And they'll give you as many as you want!
  7. Flan!
  8. They sing you Happy Birthday first in Spanish and then in English, thus celebrating your special day twice
  9. They call you "amigo." What other restaurant has waiters that call you "friend?"
  10. You're always full when you leave