THINGS THAT MAKE LIFE SLIGHTLY MORE UNPLEASANT

  1. Insanely loud motorcycles
  2. Insanely loud sports cars
  3. Insanely loud people in restaurants
  4. People with no sense of humor
  5. People who insist on telling you the same fucking negative thing over and over and over again
  6. Fear
  7. Waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to go back to sleep even though you're exhausted
  8. The stupid problem that seemed so important it woke you up and yet it's not that big of a deal in the light of day
  9. Stray nose and ear hairs that you didn't notice in the mirror until you got home at the end of the day and realize that everyone was probably looking at
  10. Not being able to figure out a clever way to end your List App list.