THINGS I WISH I WAS ABLE TO DO/HAVE…BUT THAT I WOULDN'T ACTUALLY DO/USE

sometimes it's just nice knowing that you COULD…if you wanted to
  1. Parkour
  2. A beard
  3. Speak an exotic extinct language
  4. Veto power
  5. Carve my own cooking tools
  6. Become the minister of arts & culture of a tiny country