HIGHLIGHTS OF MY CHRISTMAS

It's not a wonderful life
  1. Opening gifts I picked out for myself
    I'm "hard to shop for" apparently???
  2. Taking my grandpa to the emergency room
    He was fine then but IM NOT NOW BECAUSE I HAD TO SIT IN THE WAITING ROOM WITH A MAN THROWING UP INTO A TJ MAXX BAG
  3. Watching A Christmas Story
  4. Seeing who's mad at each other this year
  5. Being the only person my aunt didn't give a gift to
    Like ok Melissa
  6. Having an opera singer waitress who calls me "sweetpea"
  7. Eating
  8. My cousins and I naming the members of this other family at the restaurant after Buffy characters
    Giles looked EXACTLY like Giles
  9. Watching A Christmas Story again
  10. Dropping the pierogi all over the floor
  11. Making painful small talk with family
    Yes I'm still single no I'm not voting for Trump
  12. Getting money
    🤑🤑🤑