HIGHLIGHTS OF MY CHRISTMAS
It's not a wonderful life
- •Opening gifts I picked out for myselfI'm "hard to shop for" apparently???
- •Taking my grandpa to the emergency roomHe was fine then but IM NOT NOW BECAUSE I HAD TO SIT IN THE WAITING ROOM WITH A MAN THROWING UP INTO A TJ MAXX BAG
- •Watching A Christmas Story
- •Seeing who's mad at each other this year
- •Being the only person my aunt didn't give a gift toLike ok Melissa
- •Having an opera singer waitress who calls me "sweetpea"
- •My cousins and I naming the members of this other family at the restaurant after Buffy charactersGiles looked EXACTLY like Giles
- •Watching A Christmas Story again
- •Dropping the pierogi all over the floor
- •Making painful small talk with familyYes I'm still single no I'm not voting for Trump
- •Getting money🤑🤑🤑