31 THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING “ON YOUR FEET” ON BROADWAY

  1. 1.
    This is loud!
  2. 2.
    Wow, those are some short shorts.
  3. 3.
    All of these ladies in the audience totally want Josh Segarra.
  4. 4.
    Sergio Trujillo’s dancers always look like they work under a drill sergeant. On point!
  5. 5.
    Alma Cuervo is having a lot more fun in this than in “Titanic."
  6. 6.
    Did radio stations really not want to play “Conga”? How could they not want to play “Conga”?!
  7. 7.
    OMG. That 80’s hair!
  8. 8.
    Where did this song come from?
  9. 9.
    Wait, there are actual Shriners onstage?
  10. 10.
    Orfeh joined the conga line. Is she coming back?
  11. 11.
    I wonder when we’re doing our photo shoot with Ana Villafane.
  12. 12.
    That little kid is super cute.
  13. 13.
    I should have Josh Segarra on Show People.
  14. 14.
    I totally remember that dancer from “West Side Story."
  15. 15.
    Where did Jerry Mitchell find her?!
  16. 16.
    Did it really happen like that?
  17. 17.
    They could sing “Conga” even again and I’d be OK with that.
  18. 18.
    It’s really nice to see Eliseo Roman get a good part.
  19. 19.
    Wait, she lies there sleeping during this entire song?
  20. 20.
    Oh, that wasn’t her.
  21. 21.
    I miss Cuba. I wanna go back to Cuba
  22. 22.
    Where did my Playbill go? Did it fall behind my seat when I got up?
  23. 23.
    The cast ACTUALLY looks like they’re having a blast.
  24. 24.
    I wonder how much money Gloria Estefan has.
  25. 25.
    Could Sofia Vergara pull off the Andrea Burns role in the “In the Heights” movie?
  26. 26.
    Uh oh, she just said “bus.” Here it comes.
  27. 27.
    You shoulda picked up the phone, mami.
  28. 28.
    Note to self: Don't send Gloria Estefan red roses.
  29. 29.
    First physical therapist character in a Broadway musical EVER?
  30. 30.
    Did they record this yet?
  31. 31.
    I gotta go to this opening night party.