These are doggies that I should have:
  1. Big dopey dog
    Haha look at you slobberin'
  2. Small frightened dog
    Only I can comfort you
  3. Sad ol' hound of a dog
    C'mere you sad-lookin' doggie
  4. Big doofy dog
    You think you're small
  5. Happy-ass doodle
    You stink but you're fun
  6. Your dog
    Gimme your doggy, dummy
  7. I'm sad
    and I want your doggie