MEMORABLE BAD DATES
These are all 100% real and all different girls.
- •She brought her sister.
- •She came into my apartment to meet up. She looked around, then decided to call it off.
- •A girl kissed me then said "Listen, I'm FUCKED UP" while pointing at her head. We hadn't been drinking.
- •I asked her what she did for a living. She told me she was a stripper and was very angry that I asked. Then I had to un-parallel park her car for her, which she was unhappy about.
- •I went on an afternoon date to the scientology museum of death.
- •Midnight screening of Eraserhead
- •A guy who was just released from jail assumed that I was my date's pimp. He eventually took no for an answer.
- •She threw her Starbucks drink out her car window and said, "The world is my trash can"
- •We had our first kiss while watching German scat porn. We were both 18 and she had/has several ICP tattoos.
- •She kept talking about her ex's teeny penis. I kept trying to change the subject.