1. Color your hair
    Not drastically but enough that it's different
  2. Read poetry
    Even Though I Don't Miss You Anymore, The Anatomy of Being
  3. Attempt to stop smoking
    Smoke more per day than you ever have before
  4. Work out
    A lot
  5. Eat really well for the whole day
    Arrive home, alone, eat an entire packet of Tim Tams
  6. Spend time with people that make your heart full
    And then think you're ok. Know you're ok.
  7. Masturbate
    At least once every other day
  8. Feel your sadness and tell yourself you'll be alright eventually
    Because you will
  9. Rinse and repeat