LEAST FAVORITE THINGS IN LIFE

  1. Dave Matthews Band
  2. Instant Ramen with the vegetables already in it
  3. Wet socks
  4. Toilet bowl splash back
  5. People who quote just one episode of Seinfeld and it's clear that's the only episode they've ever seen
  6. The movie Crash and Sandra Bullock
  7. Whoever decided the placement of escalators in malls
  8. The electoral college
  9. People who order just a salad at restaurants
  10. Every TNT hour long drama
  11. People who say Bruh ironically
  12. Hockey fans
  13. Pickles on a chik fil a sandwich when you specifically ordered it without goddamn pickles and there is even a sticker on the outside that says No Pickle