THINGS I SAY THAT I LEARNED FROM THE KARDASHIANS

  1. Iconic
  2. Bible
  3. Chic
    Pronounced with a really hard k sound
  4. "K"
    But saying it in bitchy kourtney voice
  5. Tragic
    Every time I say this word I picture Kim k shaking her head and looking into camera
  6. Don't be fucking rude!!!
    *swings purse*
    Suggested by   @anasha
  7. Give me the fucking bread
    Kris Jenner voice
    Suggested by   @anasha
  8. Bentley!!!!
    Suggested by   @anasha
  9. Mercy
    Said in nasally congested voice ~ referring to the kitten gift from Kanye to Kim
  10. We never getta cuddle
    Khloe baby voice
    Suggested by   @anasha
  11. I think you're a whore and you should shut up
    -Rob. I say this to myself in my head when I look in the mirror.
    Suggested by   @anasha
  12. Like, you know I'm not happy.
    You put me in such an uncomfortable situation, Kourtney.
    Suggested by   @stars
  13. Oh my god, you're like the worst. Shut up.
    Said whilst giggling.
    Suggested by   @eclecticmouse
  14. You will NOT sell my Ralph Lauren Candelabras!!!!!!
    I say this mostly in my head too
    Suggested by   @anasha
  15. SHADY (mostly because of Brody but also everyone referring to Scott)
    Suggested by   @quinnok
  16. Auntie Kris! It's me - Todd Craines!!!!!!
  17. EVIL, UGLY, LITTLE TROLL
    what you call someone who wakes you up
    Suggested by   @manda
  18. Stop
    In deadpan Kourtney voice when someone is telling me something that's hard to believe
    Suggested by   @ellaellakennedy