THINGS THAT WILL INEVITABLY GO WRONG ON THANKSGIVING

Thanksgiving - the holiday of togetherness, family, anxiety, and stress. Take a deep breath and embrace the chaos.
  1. One of your relatives asks you about so-and-so...and you broke up with them months ago.
  2. Everyone wants the potatoes a different way, and you're going to tick off somebody.
  3. That critical ingredient? Yea, the friend that promised to bring it didn't buy it. Enjoy going to the grocery store the day before a holiday!
  4. Despite weeks of planning, you forget to cook or serve one of the side dishes.
  5. Kids...something will go wrong involving kids.