WHY SHORTBREAD IS THE UNDERRATED GIRL SCOUT COOKIE

It's Girl Scout Cookie season! When you're placing your order this year, take pity on Shortbread. It needs your support.
  1. 1.
    Thin Mints are inescapable!
    Thin Mints are the Justin Timberlake of Girl Scout Cookies, but who would Justin be now without the other members of NSYNC?? That's where shortbread comes in - to be the Joey Fatone. Also...not everyone likes mint.
  2. 2.
    Shortbreads are the essence of the Girl Scout program.
    Their logo is right on the cookie! When you have a box of Shortbreads, you'll never forget the adorable faces that sold it to you.
  3. 3.
    They pair surprisingly well with beer.
    According to BeerandBrewing.com, Shortbreads pair well with Baltic porters and Scottish ales for a nice grown-up snack.
  4. 4.
    You won't need to go to the gym immediately.
    Shortbread cookies have almost half the fat and less than half the sugar of Thin Mints, so you won't need to work out as rigorously after you inevitably eat a whole sleeve in one sitting.
  5. 5.
    It's the "Cookie CEO"!
    When you order Shortbread, you're eating cookies "like a boss."