WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. Birth to Kinder: my mom.......... My mom was the bomb. Everyone's mom is the bomb at that age!
  2. Kinder to 2nd: teacher.......... I loved school so much.
  3. 2nd: singer.......... My 2nd grade teacher made me feel like I was a really good singer.
  4. 3rd: actress...............My 3rd grade teacher made me feel like I was a really good actress
  5. 4th: board game designer........... For some reason we made a lot of board games in 4th grade and I was super into it.
  6. 5th: actress.......... I realized being a board game designer wasn't really a thing.
  7. 6th & 7th: orthodontist................ I went through a "I want to have a lot of money when I grow up" phase
  8. 8th & 9th: lawyer............... I thought I was good at arguing. I was not. I was just very bossy. I also still wanted a lot of money. I went to a camp about law and was bored out of my mind.
  9. 10th-12th: No. Clue.......... Convenient, as it was time to pick a college. I ended up choosing my college based on a delicious sticky bun I had at penn state. #we are
  10. Freshmen year & sophomore year of college: STILL. NO. CLUE.
  11. Junior year & senior year of college: speech language pathologist............ Well, you like children, but not in large quantities how about do you do this?
  12. Grad school: ANYTHING BUT A SPEECH LANGUAGE PATHOLOGIST............... My years in grad school to be a speech language pathologist.
  13. Present.............nurse, writer, actress, teacher, someone who gets paid to go to disney world, stay at home foster mom, super villain, lottery winner, beneficiary of a large sum of money, food critic, snl cast member, and disney princess (I want to be Belle... because she is the best, but my head is super round... so Snow White).