I'm turning 60 this month and shit, I never thought I'd be here.
  1. If I knew I was going to get this old, I would have taken better care of myself. (Thanks, W.C. Fields)
  2. I feel like I'm 25, on the inside.
  3. I pass by a window or mirror and I'm shocked that I keep seeing my mother!
  4. I take naps in the afternoon and I love it!
  5. I've been invisible to the opposite sex since I turned 50.