Neurosis

What a woman over 50 is neurotic about
  1. 1. Waist growth
  2. 2. Hair in unwanted places
  3. 3. Armpit stains
  4. 4. Hair loss in wanted places
  5. 5. Am I still attractive to my husband
  6. 6. Tired all the time
  7. 7. Betrayal by body parts (see #1.)