Possible Titles for My Memoir

Inspired by @maddyrutowski
  1. I Am So Stoned It Feels Like I Peed My Pants.
  2. My Last Four Meals Were Pizza.
  3. There is an Abundance of Baby Puke in My Hair.
  4. Why Does Everyone Talk to Me?: The story of someone with sociopathic level people skills who hates everyone.
  5. Shitty Basement Tattoos and Poor Decisions.
  6. Cake for Breakfast and Ice Cream for Dinner.
  7. I'll Finish This Tomorrow.
  8. I Just Want to Hug Every Cat: A Crazy Cat Lady Story.