Possible Titles for My Memoir
Inspired by @maddyrutowski
- •I Am So Stoned It Feels Like I Peed My Pants.
- •My Last Four Meals Were Pizza.
- •There is an Abundance of Baby Puke in My Hair.
- •Why Does Everyone Talk to Me?: The story of someone with sociopathic level people skills who hates everyone.
- •Shitty Basement Tattoos and Poor Decisions.
- •Cake for Breakfast and Ice Cream for Dinner.
- •I'll Finish This Tomorrow.
- •I Just Want to Hug Every Cat: A Crazy Cat Lady Story.