Things that are really difficult to eat driving.

  1. French Toast Sticks
    Not the sticks themselves, more so the syrup cup.
  2. I don't actually have anything else to add to this list. I eat in the car a lot because it is the only uninterrupted time I am guaranteed all day.
    I am getting pretty good at it. Not good enough to eat French toast sticks dipped in syrup.
  3. There was syrup EVERYWHERE
    My thighs, dripping down my leg, my steering wheel, my door. Fucking everywhere.
  4. So, really, this ended up being a cautionary tale about the syrup related dangers of eating French toast sticks in your car while driving.
    That syrup was so runny. My legs were sticky all day at work. To add insult to injury, they gave me heartburn.