Things that have happened lately

I haven't listed in a LONG time
  1. I am getting FAT
    Let me be clear. I am always fat, but I am getting uncomfortably overweight for my personal preference. Changing my eating habits after this long weekend. Hope to see some results.
  2. I got a new car
    My old car had 200,000+ miles on it and was generally a piece of shit. This car is really nice. It only had 27,500 miles on it and was in beautiful shape when I bought it. I am a grown up. I bought a thing.
  3. I started working on my chest piece
  4. Ouch
  5. My kid grew a TON
  6. He had his first Christmas
  7. He turned 1! He walks. He climbs. He is a genius.
  8. He's the best.
  9. My job is sucking the life out of me.
  10. I have been eating raw oysters weirdly often.
  11. My husband got his dream job.
    He loves it (he's a butcher). I am infinitely happy for him.
  12. I got all my hair cut off
  13. I became obsessed with highlighter