MY CATS, RANKED:

  1. 4.
    Kat
    By far the most ornery and cat like of the bunch. She's a real bitch. Redeeming qualities: none. She's fat and noisy and mean. That said, if list was ranked by love she would be number one. She was my first cat so she will always be the most special.
  2. 3.
    Max
    Max is fun and he comes when he's called. He's really my brother's cat. He is pretty clear about me not being his favorite person. I don't even rank in his top five and I feed him everyday.
  3. 2.
    Toby
    Toby finds himself in danger of being kicked out of the house almost daily. He is cute and cuddly but he is also a rat in a cat body. He tears up paper and eats food that's left out. He is stupid and doesn't learn from his mistakes.
  4. 1.
    Mixxy
    A perfect cat. He gives kisses. He is cute. He comes when called. He begs for food. He is crate trained. His only flaw is that he likes to pee on couches and chairs and beds. Avoidable thanks to the crate. So perfect.