Fast and Furious Movies, Ranked

My roommate and I just watched all the Fast and Furious movies for the first time in an effort to understand the plot of the Universal ride. We still don't understand the plot of the ride, but these movies are a gift. Here are the seven (so far) ranked:
  1. 1.
    The Fast and the Furious
    Nothing beats the OG pairing of Vin Diesel and Paul Walker. Throw in a plot involving stealing Panasonic DVD players and this film is solid gold.
  2. 2.
    Fast 5
    My boys are back and getting along again. Family!!! Also fabulous introduction of the Rock who plays exactly the same character as Vin Diesel and neither of them can lose and it is great. Chill bald man vs chill bald man...bring it
  3. 3.
    Fast and Furious 6
    Spoiler alert, Vin Diesel literally catches Michelle Rodriguez (who is alive again) mid air jumping off a bridge. Also the opening credits are a beautiful montage of the previous movies. I am here for this.
  4. 4.
    Furious 7
    Highlights include driving cars out of planes and through buildings. The Rock literally flexes out of a cast. And the eulogy for Paul Walker had me sobbing.
  5. 5.
    2 Fast 2 Furious
    No Vin Diesel :( but I am here for Paul Walker's new gang including Roman and Ludacis. Also Sooki's pink car is off the chain
  6. 6.
    Fast and Furious 4
    So happy Vin and Paul are back, but Paul is an FBI agent now (?) and my boys are not friends, let alone family.
  7. 7.
    Tokyo Drift (3)
    No Vin, no Paul, no thank you.