MVPs of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

spoiler alert? 🚨 I'm still laughing about this plot. Happy Voldemort Day
  1. 1.
    Craig
    "Craig, another student from Hogwarts, rushes up to tell them the whole school is looking for them. Delphie kills him instantly." Craig, we hardly knew ye.
  2. 2.
    Scorpius
    "He even tried to hug Rose, even though she tried to kick him in the shin."
  3. 3.
    That blanket
    "[Albus] knows his father still loves that blanket"
  4. 4.
    Draco
    "He says it's exceptionally lonely being Draco Malfoy"
  5. 5.
    Pigeons
    "[Harry] says he's afraid of the dark, small places...and pigeons."