Things to do while standing next to a man enthusiastically twirling a sign
as the only person waiting at a stoplight that seems to be eternally red
- •Aggressively avoid eye contact
- •Smile apologetically at the cars driving by as the man throws his sign in the air and points at the drivers
- •Check your phone and pretend to be absorbed in a podcast as the man starts singing
- •Tap your foot to show you are very busy and are not interested in the man and his sign
- •Glance at the sign just to know why this man is so enthusiastic
- •Oh. It's for a band. They actually sound pretty cool. Who gets a sign twirler for a band?
- •The dude is actually a great singer too.
- •Consider talking to dude
- •Notice the light has changed and resume your very busy expression and briskly walk across the street straight into that Pinkberry