BEST FISH JOKES
Some jokes made up by @Ldawg @devonwhoisntonthisappyet and me. Everything and anything can be a fish joke. Enjoy!
- •What fish will star in the next fast and the furious movie?FIN diesel (and Dwayne the rock lobster)
- •What's the best K records fish band?Karp
- •How did the fish accountant want to appear during his performance review?Effishent
- •What instrument does the fish play?The violFIN
- •What did the fish sleep with the light on?He was afraid of the shark
- •What fish singer-songwriter duo wrote the hit "sound of silence"?Salmon and Gar-FIN-kel
- •What was the fish kicked out of the band?He couldn't tuna guitar
- •What fish has her own reality show and married into rap royalty?Fin Koi-rdashian
- •Why did the fish move out of his house?It was too tilapia-dated
- •Why did the fish take his car to the mechanic?To get a tuna-p
- •Who is the best fish time traveler?Marty Mcfly fishing
- •Why insult did the messy fish receive?What, were you raised in a barn-acle?
- •What did the fish say to her nervous sweetheart?Your hands are clam-my
- •What does a lazy fish do?Nada. (means both nothing and swim in Spanish)Suggested by @moonjockey