ATTIRE CRITICAL FOR A COFFEE GEEK

Wearing more than four items at once is requires
  1. 1.
    Hoodie
  2. 2.
    Glasses (prescription not necessary)
  3. 3.
    Suspenders
  4. 4.
    Skinny pants
  5. 5.
    Bow ties
  6. 6.
    High waters
  7. 7.
    Journal
  8. 8.
    Pencil (non mechanical)
  9. 9.
    High and tight haircut
  10. 10.
    Facial hair
  11. 11.
    An active blog or podcast
  12. 12.
    Pocket watch
  13. 13.
    Tee shirt with coffee related graphics
  14. 14.
    Fedora
  15. 15.
    Scarf