THE UPSIDE TO HAVING THIS PLASTIC CONE ON MY HEAD

It's a short list...
  1. Usually when I walk out on set 150 humans say "Awww", with the cone 150 humans say "AWWWWW" is deafening & I LOVE it.
  2. This human @rachaelray who is always enormously generous with the love and treats jumped out of the makeup chair to smother me with love and sympathy. I went bonkers licking her face and, yes, her makeup human shot me some shade so I farted When i was leaving the room- that's how I throw shade.
  3. I'm on pills & spend a lot of time in bed in the culinary teams office where people stop by all day to rub my ears since I can't get to them w this bloody cone on my head.
  4. This kid came by and taunted me from the other side of the sliding door. when some one went to open the door he freaked I might get at him. It's called payback kid.