Things I Would Kick Out of Bed

GTFOH with that booshit
  1. A guy wearing a Sriracha shirt
  2. A dog (not in my household!)
  3. A goatee
  4. A drunk boyfriend
  5. A manscaper
  6. A vajazzler
  7. A laptop netflixxing a Nicholas cage action flick
  8. Silk boxer shorts
  9. Chukashell-wearing ukulele-playing kinda dude
  10. Micropeen 😕