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A long and arduous journey
  1. 1.
    Take online test. 50 questions, 10 seconds to answer (not in the form of a question).
  2. 2.
    Pass online test! Get greatest email of entire life notifying you that you are invited to try out in person.
  3. 3.
    Go to Kansas City for in-person tryout. Take another test, interview, play mock game. Strategy: Play up adorable pregnant contestant angle.
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I read books a second time on accident, like I just want to read one section and then an hour has passed and I'm fully recommitted.
  1. In Country by Bobbi Ann Mason
    I love this because it's basically a text companion to "Born in the USA" and it captures life so specifically and is full of forgiveness and love and hope for all of us
  2. Beautiful Ruins by Jess Walter
    My greatest hope for this year is that they don't f*ck up the movie version
  3. The Stand by Stephen King.
    He's the master.
Losing is no fun but...
  1. You get to meet Alex Trebek which is awesome
  2. You start Final Jeopardy in 2nd place.
  3. Spending a Tuesday taping a game show instead of working
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