How I got on Jeopardy.

A long and arduous journey
  1. 1.
    Take online test. 50 questions, 10 seconds to answer (not in the form of a question).
  2. 2.
    Pass online test! Get greatest email of entire life notifying you that you are invited to try out in person.
  3. 3.
    Go to Kansas City for in-person tryout. Take another test, interview, play mock game. Strategy: Play up adorable pregnant contestant angle.
  4. 4.
    Wait.
  5. 5.
    Ignore phone call from Studio City, California because who do you know who lives there? Leads to best voicemail ever received.