A long and arduous journey
  1. Take online test. 50 questions, 10 seconds to answer (not in the form of a question).
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  2. Pass online test! Get greatest email of entire life notifying you that you are invited to try out in person.
  3. Go to Kansas City for in-person tryout. Take another test, interview, play mock game. Strategy: Play up adorable pregnant contestant angle.
  4. Wait.
  5. Ignore phone call from Studio City, California because who do you know who lives there? Leads to best voicemail ever received.