CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER OF THINGS THAT TYPICALLY HAPPEN ON WEEKNIGHTS

  1. 1.
    Get home
  2. 2.
    Decide it's too early for dinner, get mail first
  3. 3.
    Discard almost all mail as junk (unless it's circulars Wednesday)
  4. 4.
    Make dinner
  5. 5.
    Pour wine
  6. 6.
    Have dinner
  7. 7.
    Pour more wine
  8. 8.
    Start Netflix
  9. 9.
    Bed