Things Most Commonly Said by Me and My Flatmate
'WHAT ARE WE HAVING FOR DINNER?!'
- •'We could never fall out'It would be so awkward.
- •'Shall we be naughty and have some [insert food]'Kinder Buenos/biscuits/chocolate
- •'Have you seen the kitchen?'It's a mess.
- •'So, update.'Ooooh. Goss.
- •'When's our anniversary?'Yh we have a date for when we became official bffl's, an wot
- •'When can we next get a crepe?'We love our crepes
- •'Did you see anyone today?'We like to know this so we can interview the supposed witnesses later and establish the alibi. COS WOT IF SHE GOT CREPES WITHOUT ME
- •'I'm so excited for when you like someone'Then we might actually have something to talk about other than bitching about our flatmates
- •'It will so suck when you get a boyfriend'Because it really will.
- •'Imagine if we didn't have each other.'We would have missed home so much more.