1. Sassed my astronomy professor
    For not letting me take a quiz that day, which was the day it was assigned for and I wouldn't be there for the rescheduled date
  2. Drove for over four hours straight
    Through mountains and saw many baby cows
  3. Ate about 70 M&Ms, a grilled cheese sandwich from Dairy Queen, and a ridiculous amount of a blue raspberry ICEE
    Diets don't count on road trips
  4. Tried to teach a 4th grader that other presidents exist besides Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, and Obama
    JFK and FDR were too many letters for her
  5. Drove my car into a steep ditch in front of my boyfriend's grieving family
    It took 5 able bodied men over an hour to get it out