A bunch of thoughts about dogs
  1. A dog running for president
  2. A dog being mayor of a small town
  3. A workout facility for overweight dogs
  4. Asking your dog a question
    And pretending like they answered your question by saying "you're so right"
  5. More dog friendly places
  6. Dogs in the House
    ....and the Senate
  7. Dogs that don't come to me when I'm upset
    Aren't they supposed to know when someone's feeling down?
  8. When they're panting and looking dumb and then all of sudden become alert