Things That Don't Make Sense

  1. My cousin dedicating Brown Eyed Girl to me
    I have blue eyes
  2. All of my physics homework
  3. Once, with full confidence, I said John Elton instead of Elton John
  4. The Box
    What was Cameron Diaz doing?
  5. Meal prepping
    That requires me to work a head of time
  6. That I'm still using this app a day after joining