MAJOR SCOOPS ABOUT ME THAT THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA HAS CONVENIENTLY MISSED

  1. Frightened Writer Sells Pitch In Non-Competitive Situation To Single Buyer
  2. Boffo Scripter Makes Call on Executive's Phone During General Meeting Because His is Dead
  3. Man Sure Person Was Flirting With Him
  4. Bradley Cooper Circling Peter Warren's Project on Sheet of Paper Instructing Him to Circle Projects He Doesn't Give A Fuck About
  5. Peter Warren Incorporates Company Not as A Joke
  6. Writer Who Brought 2-Liter Bottle of Soda To Housewarming Bumped From A Flight