NOTABLE MOMENTS FROM MY 6TH GRADE HEALTH CLASS
- •When Willy G. insisted and rabidly defended that sex takes EXACTLY 39 minutesHe had read this somewhere and would not be dissuaded
- •When Christian R. asked if a woman is shot in the breast, does milk come outHe would later be on MTV's Made as a wannabe football quarterback
- •When the HIV-positive bisexual man invited to speak to our class asked us to guess how many buckets of spit we would have to drink in order to transmit the disease by salivaIt was about 2. He followed this by asking us how much spit we think is really swapped by a session of "good, deep kissing in the back of your chevy"
- •When Willy G. insisted that you can get high off of licking the slime off of certain kinds of fishHe is now a professional fisherman