SEX SYMBOLS FOR PEOPLE WITH MIGRAINES

  1. Mad Eye Moody
    He can PLUCK OUT his eye and DUNK IT in a glass of COLD WATER? IS THIS NOT THE DREAM?
  2. John Malkovich in Being John Malkovich
    Gaping door to the brain. Leave that shit wide open with a big box fan blowing across a kiddie pool filled with Hawaiian shaved ice
  3. Werewolves
    Totally get it
  4. Professor Xavier's Helmet/Big Empty Room
    Cerebro, maybe? Also whenever cyclops loses his glasses
  5. Vampires
    The relief they get from draining someone of their blood is v appealing honestly, may try
  6. The chick from Frozen
    In a terrible mood and everything she touches turns to ice? Let's do this